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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-11-08 06:57:07
70k
0/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
2
-
1
17
-
-
25
41
1
#3 Jersey Slinga – Dead (RIP)
#7 Oncomin Truk – Dead (RIP)
#12 Geebee Haitch – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
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rush
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foul
TOTALS
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1
2
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1
10
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1
16
55
4
“Well, everything was going to plan in the first half till a brain fart of a 1dice block I had told myself I wouldnt throw resulted in a skull. Ofcourse then it was a 2+ RR'd to score and we threw a 2 dice block which was double skulls so either way we werent going in.
2nd half blitz from the orcs saw them get into out back field and then 8 dice couldnt bring the ball carrier down, it's enough to make a dwarf shave his beard over.
Though having 3 orcs die on you is always going bring a little cheer to your day. A nice line orc, Geebee Haitch, died on a dodge. Jersey Slinga decided to line up on the LOS against and annoyed Slayer Stephen. Poor Oncomin Truk got fouled to death the very same turn that grim got fouled, so I find it hard for my opponent to say it was a pointless foul.
Twahnlows:
3pts- Pyle Drivah, survived the 8 dice of death and then danced away to the endzone.
2pts: Oncomin Truk, responsible for helping Pyle Drivah getting the ball in the backfield aswell as scoring an early one himself.
1pt: Nutshot Yield, Brought down Colin and then harrased the ball from Tony.
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2nd half blitz from the orcs saw them get into out back field and then 8 dice couldnt bring the ball carrier down, it's enough to make a dwarf shave his beard over.
Though having 3 orcs die on you is always going bring a little cheer to your day. A nice line orc, Geebee Haitch, died on a dodge. Jersey Slinga decided to line up on the LOS against and annoyed Slayer Stephen. Poor Oncomin Truk got fouled to death the very same turn that grim got fouled, so I find it hard for my opponent to say it was a pointless foul.
Twahnlows:
3pts- Pyle Drivah, survived the 8 dice of death and then danced away to the endzone.
2pts: Oncomin Truk, responsible for helping Pyle Drivah getting the ball in the backfield aswell as scoring an early one himself.
1pt: Nutshot Yield, Brought down Colin and then harrased the ball from Tony.
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The talents of Black Orc Jersey Slinga, the Crash's first Pro Bowl Blitzer Oncomin Truk (killed in a dead-game foul by Tony Twinkletoes) and long time line of scrimmage stalwart Geebee Haitch will please Orc fans no more.
To be fair the Varners had the blood of quite a number of things Dwarven to avenge on these Orcs (who are still ahead in kills against Dwarves 5-3). Today the families of dead members of Steelfist FC, the Wicked C Dorfs, the Subterranean Slavers and Hammers of Warr can thank these 'orrible little Varners for a job well done.
Twahnlows:
3 Votes - Slayer Stephen
We really do want to kill this guy next time we meet him, so he must have done a great job. Little beggar took every shot we threw at him too.
2 Votes - Jim Handy
Fried Chicken's beardies are a great fighting unit and its tough to single out a great performance from the pack. Today we reckon it was Jim.
1 Vote - Tony Twinkletoes
OK he killed Oncomin Truk in a totally pointless foul at the death of the game, and we want him dead...badly. But he did please Fried Chook fans as he did so, and he even threw a bunch of blocks and looked like scoring once too.
Honourable Mention
Grim Ironjaw was the standout best on field today but Grim's a star in his own right and doesn't need the accolade of any twanlow votes.
edit: Yeh I was mad he died when I said that. Though I think fouling Grim (who is leaving the team anyway) and fouling your best guy is different. Still - you can foul when you like and this is a tourny, the last thing KFC need is more Crash wins. It was a sensible thing for you to do...I was just disgruntled with the result !”