“Coach tzilacatzin was not expecting much from his team this day, but from the first block of the game, team captain Iaili led the way, badly hurting Greyin. Two more casualties followed for the mighty mummy. The defense bent and broke in the first half, leading to a fairly easy score for the dorfs with no counterstrike. But the damage was done by the Luckies. The injuries began to mount.

After a perfectly executed scoring drive to start the second half, the wee men had but 5 scared players to hold off the boney horde. The little people were quickly overrun, and the ball carrier was blasted into the stands, with the crowd showing their support for the carnage by dropping the ball quite close to Barchan, allowing him to grab it and shuffle into the end zone for a last second victory.

The team proved their mettle, even playing a mummy short of a full squad, but Iaili proved to be too much for the miniature bowlers. In fact, through Iaili's efforts, his fitness became even more improved and he can now run an extra step. Minor league star Mathutu was signed after the match, and he is eager to become another in the proud mummies of the Happy-Go-Luckies.

A fine game against a fine coach, and I can't say how honored I am to bestow the first loss on the the peewee Guards. ”