“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.

Featured tonight was the second round match for the Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional League XVIII between the P.M.T. Warriors and the Lothern Pro Vixens.

This battle of the ladies had more bouncing than whould be legal, and to be honest i'm not sure the male fans came to watch the bloodiest sport around.

The P.M.T. Warriors wore a sponsored outfit tonight, their String Bikinis adding to the mass of estrogen flowing on the field, and causing a very lfustered referee to make some simply shocking calls as well as distracting him from seeing the many many fouls the P.M.T. Warriors laid into the lady elves.

and in the meantime, the rain turned the field into mud... hmm... string bikini's and mud... *thoughtful silence*

hmm? what? oh... that was an actual league match? oh... so there Was a result... it wasn't... I see.

From what i've been told, because APPARENTLY I keep watching the wrong parts of the replay, don't know what they're on about... I enjoy those parts... the final score of the match was a cinching win for the P.M.T. Warrirors... I wonder where they're having they're celebration party... and if there's room for a few camras....

oh...

Next round the Pro Vixen's Amazonian matches continue when they face Sigmar's Saviours, and the lovely P.M.T. Warriors will be facing off against some simply UGLY] Necromantic things... I wonder if they'll wear thsoe string bikinis again... *another thoughtful silence*

hmm? oh... This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off. Have a wonderful night, folks! *mutters* 'cause I sure hope to!'

Votes:

3 - Jeehesall Hopeseed: for chasin Trung Nhi around for most of the second half, actualyl catching her on a couple of occaisions

2 - Bheudanna Firefly: for tenaciously chasing Trung Nhi around for most of the first half, despite how many obstacles I tried to put in her way.

1 - Fardia Pathseeker: for making me nervous enough to hunt her down”