“"So Bill, what did you think to our feature game tonight?"

"Well Tony, in the truest tradition of Blood Bowl, it was a slug fest. I thought the norse would have the upper hand and I was correct, but the first turn saw the Tharg bash the living shit out of the Minotaur in a perfectly timed Blitz. The Knock out was so severe he only returned for the last turn. Unfortunatley the humans had lost the game by then."

"So Bill how would you rate the two teams?"

"Easy Tony, the humans got thrashed and they were lucky to get that. Their only saving grace was that more fans were attracted to the high injury count that they served up."”