“Tough game for poor Arklen and the Tears. The luck %s don't show it but things were completely golden for me. I can only think of a single crucial failed dodge and that I managed to recover from. Other than that, I was pretty much spot on for all my dodges (the important ones, at least) and ball handling. Not a single dropped ball the entire match. It was pretty silly.

By contrast, I couldn't throw a block to save my life. The first one I rolled KO'd a wardancer on turn 1. After that, nothing but pushes, it seemed. There was an occasional knockdown that conveniently came at exactly the right time but mostly it was the blocking that kept my luck % from being astronomical.

Thanks a lot for the match, Arklen. It was well played but what can you do when the dice just won't let the other guy fail, you know?”