“Another incident filled game. Or should that be accident? The Juggler's limped off the field with just five players remaining on their feet and suffering seven casualties, including two deaths. After stopping the rot in the previous game, it was back to their fiendish worst, as blood lust and generally miserable plays bounced off an Ogre team that were not taking any prisoners. As soon as the early TD opportunity was missed following Count Down assaulting himself and resulting in a case of accidental stake through the heart, it was all one way traffic for The Wonderful Stuff, who scored two fairly easy tries without much bother.

Along with Count Down in the morgue is Colin "The Cumquat" Smith, who was simply vapourised by a rather large Ogre clothesline. Add to that Darn Onions and Clifford Burns being stretchered off and unlikely to make the next game, along with Sven Svendergeland who served as a useful transfusion for a thirsty Clownfoot Passmore, The Juggler's are pretty much decimated for the next game. Eight matches in and things are looking rather bleak. Unsurprisingly, coach Clownfoot was unavailable for comment after the game... probably praying to Nuffle for forgiveness, or something! ”