“The game started with Pouring rain so the rats kicked off to Recreant Urquell and lo - the skies cleared! The elves, under a delusion that Nuffle loved them, collected the ball and charged into a spiky wall of rats. Bodies flew left and right and after a nasty elf death Nana ran back to safety. The dirty elf then sprinted down the left wing. He was chased down and RatShark picked up the ball and got it to RazzleRat to score.

The Raiders were pumped and the next KO was a quick rearrange to put the elves off their game. Alaxter "Dirty Elf" Finesilks made a quick break but the Rats caught him again and got the ball under control. Razzlerat returned the favour for RatShark and he scored.

The second half and the elves blitzed! Dirty Nana Smileseeker stole the ball but was smacked down by Ferryrat. Eric "The unbelievably Dirty" Redbuck strolled into 3 tackle zones and picked up the loose ball and handed back to Nana - who scored with ease.

Another kickoff and another blitz! This time it was Nina "Dirtier than a Goblin" Mercyphoenix stealing it! But he fumbled the pass to Nana - who, in a game deciding roll, then fumbled the dodge into the endzone. Tunnels ran off with it, selflessly passing to RatShark to score in turn 16!

Recreant Urquell had 1 turn to score and they did it, Nana making the 3 dodges without a reroll.

Twahnlows
3 votes: Nana - did all the ball carrying and scored a brill 1-turner at the death
2 votes: Alaxter - Big hit to almost deny the 3rd TD
1 vote: Eric Redbuck - Amazing ball pickup under pressure”