“Studio Presenter
"Bob's down in the dugout with the tiny miners' coach Grizzle. He looks a bit more grizzly than normal after that one."

Bob Sports Reporter:
So coach, what happened. Looks like you took a beating in the game today.

Coach:
"Yeah, thats right bob. We got beaten up big time. I told the boys before F1 started that this wasn't a walk in the park like the lower leagues. I told them this was the big time, but after the draw against StarWars IV they all went down the pub thinking this would be another easy ride.

Our biggest problem today was that Tribute forgot his armour. First block and he was damn neasr killed. Our apoth did a great job though but then he went home saying his work was done for this game. bloody part-timer. I mean what about all the other guys?

Bob:
"So what now for the team. I mean they are looking a little lightweight for the rest of the season."

Coach
"Well, we got Smash ball - our blitzer - back for the next game and I've been down to the mining academy for some more rookies - Caliper Shoe and Drill have been playing well in training so they're getting a call up. I've retired some of the older guys so we'll look forward to the rest of the season.

I must sack that lazy ass apoth and get one who stays for the whole game though...."

Bob
"Thanks coach. I'll let you get back to the dressing room".

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