“My guys didnt win this game- the off for a bite Vamps (who were famished btw) lost it dramatically for my opponent, who mostly maintained a reasonable level of humour throughout.

The garlic and stake (Sp.) sandwiches before kickoff definately helped, as did one of the Thralls saying something about one of the Vamps mums.

I must admit to having learned a couple of new cuss words and am struggling with the anatomical impossibility of one of the "coaching tips" suggested from the bench to the Vampire who totally confused which team he was playing for, going totally "Zidane" on a couple of Thralls.

Perhaps the worm has turned for these woodies, who crept into the crypt,crapped, and crept out again only by the good grace of Nuffle. ”