“Firstly I coached like a noob, so even if the eventual avalanche of rotten dice never came I still would’ve lost to the same score.

Things started out well for the Nard Harpies, with the dwarven apothecary used in the early stages of the game from a big Ogre hit. However this put a big hot poker up the dwarves butts and they came out hitting Ogres around the field left, right and center. The dwarves pretty much controlled the entire game.

The Nard Harpies made a small come back with one of their spectacular arieal throw team mate manovuers that impresses the crowd everytime, and this time it was done in the rain!

Poor Gxunad Dreadcraze died from a big hit and coach MachSphere didn’t think he was worth the Apothecary putting down his Fungus Beer and reviving the goblin.

In the end it was a good game with ups and downs and the Nard Harpies walk away with enough cash for another Team Re-Roll and goblin, the Nard Harpies welcome Bun Darkpuke who now wears #2.”