“This game as an utter joke. I was forced to use a reroll every turn until I ran out in the first half. Then I suffered a turnover on all my turns until the half was over.

The second half started out a bit better, but just when it was looking like I may finally get a foothold in the match, Joker makes a spectacular play and scores a 2nd.

Then things go from bad to worse. I used the apothecary on an unimportant player, and guess what happens, my star player dodges out, falls over (as he did with every single dodge this game - that was 5/5 1s, the first 4 rerolled, no reroll on the last) and dies. In fact, this ag4+surehands+pass beastman failed at everything he did except for killing himself. The injuries were 2 deaths and a niggle. When it rains, it pours.

This game was a joke from start to finish and makes me seriously not want to play blood bowl for a while because it was absolutely no fun. Random? How can something random suffer from such obvious trends? I keep drawing this conclusion whenever I play.

Simultaneous thanks and apologies to my opponent for putting up with my whining. I don't mind losing, but when there's nothing possible that can be done because the dice don't permit it, then the game loses its appeal and I have to vent. I hope to play you again under less of a cloud.”