“On a very sunny day with a crowd of 46,000 came to watch Britain's former funniest and deadliest comdeians take the blood bowl field for their debut game in the SWL league.

Against a phyiscally strong orc team Deadly laughter was totally outmuscled in the first half. They were pushed back from the go and were left picking themselves up mainly after each turn as Graham Chapman was surfed out followed by 2 zombie KO's Skye was easily able to grab the first touchdown through Hit'Em II despite him being totally off his head with some illicit drugs before the kickoff.

A pitch invasion on the kickoff caused by the previous night's Last Comic Standing Gig about orcs having the face like a rear end of a troll backside, certain sections took huge offence and invaded the pitch to clout 2 of deadly players to none, who near the ball, in the w.wolve and ghoul. And that was the end of any chance for Deadly laughter to try and reply before the half which just fizzled out to a series of blocks.

After a lacklustre 1st half Deadly laughter started the 2nd with a roar led by Mr Full House, Bob Monkhouse and Gooner, Spike Millian they managed to get 4 casualies between them. Bob block had killed one of the orc lineman who was saved by the apothecary on T2, while on T3 Spike casued an SI on Hold'Up which created the space for Tony Hancock to run through the with the ball towards the touchline. However he was denied by saving tackle from Krush'Um with a TD in site. On T4 Spike BH an Orc blocker and the ball was picked by Tommy he was able to score the equalizer next turn

On the restart more disgruntled orc fans threw a rock and stunned Ronnie the golem and left a hole in the middle of the Deadly line which the orcs capitalised and despite being down 2 men were on the offensive and pushing for the winning TD. Krush'Um block badly hurt Spike and left Deadly hanging on. However Bob strong block killed another linemen and this time there was no save and he was raised as a new member. Although not a comedian by trade Bob will tutor the new rookie in his new comic zombie role.

Nevertheless a last minute charge by Hit'Em II down the bottom of th pitch looked like it might have one the game for Skye with most of Deadly's men tangled up on the top of the pitch. However a successful dodge by Ronnie blocked the way forward and the match ended in an entertaining draw.

Thanks for a fun game Joe, had fun it was a game of 2 halfs for sure, 1st was all orcs while the 2nd we certainly had most of the momentum. Good luck with the rest of your games.

Twahnlow Votes:

1) Hit'Em II - scored the Skye TD and assured handling of the ball
2) Krush'Um - BH Spike and TD saving tackle
3) Stomp'Um - A block monster with KOs and surfing the blitzer




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