“Amazingly, despite the undead side injuring no fewer than four of the Pirates, including permanently damaging two of them and raising Skippy as one of our own, the fans still turned their back on the side after the game. Still, cabalvision ratings were excellent and the Packers caught the majority of the paycheck from that. Maybe it was the 2-0 defeat that caused that but surely undead fans value death above success? Maybe the dismemberment of a skeleton hurt their feelings? Whatever the cause, the Packers are less popular now than before this game kicked off.
The pirates played well and were good for their victory. I hope this game didn't cause too much damage for them in the future.”
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The pirates played well and were good for their victory. I hope this game didn't cause too much damage for them in the future.”