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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-06-22 15:32:28
TV 1580k Ogre
1
Winnings 50k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/0
 
 
Necromantic Horror TV 1990k
4
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
3/0/2 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
6
-
1
#8
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-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
2
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
5
-
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
-
-
8
31
2

#5 Qwez Ednax – Dead (RIP)
#11 Xtag Greatbone – Dead (RIP)
Another great goblin perishes in what was the Nard Harpies final season. Coach MachSphere has given up trying to take these Big boof ‘ead blubber guts to the premiership division, since he found the diploma of the teams apothecary to be fake. Which explains the reason of the 3 Ogre deaths.

Poor Xtag Greatbone but he has made his mark in SWL historical archives, alas the great things destined for him were snatched away by werewolf Spike Milligan.

Another great TTM in true Nard Harpies style!

Erickan is a cool opponent, has a laugh and chats and was understanding to our scheduling issues. Another reggie season for the Laughter and then into the Conf where Erickan will need to learn his booting skills fairly quickly.

Twahnlows

3 – Spike Milligan – always a funny bugger and had the last laugh killing Xtag Greatbone

2 – Peter Sellers – Another of my favourite comedians and had a whooping game.

1- Dudley Moore – Begrudgingly as I thought he was a little crap, but in this game scored 2 TDs nice and easy. Not mentioned spent most game running.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
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1
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5
-
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5
8
-
#3
1
-
2
-
-
7
-
-
4
14
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
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-
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-
-
#8
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
46
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
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-
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1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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2
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
TOTALS
4
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4
-
1
25
-
-
55
43
2
Deadly Laughter finally got their first points of the season with this win against Nard Harpies.

With hanicap of smelling salt and who is the greastest. Nard won the toss and elected to receive. Following 3 bonehead rolls an inspired G'kar Tencle launched Gar Madbrain through the air pass Deadly's last man to land perfectly and score on the first turn. Splendid stuff.

On Deadly offensive push Hancock became another victim as he was BH to the high aclaimed boot of Xtag. With the ball loose due to a fumbled handoff Deadly dug in deep and a moment of pure strength from Ronnie Barker who blocked and killed Qwez, with the apothacary failing to revive him. Together with Sellers badly hurt blitz on 2 goblins changed the landscape of the game, as Nard was now seriously underman.

Sellers got the equalizer and just before half time Spike took the lead for Deadly thanks to a blitz on the kickoff and Xstag failing to pickup the ball Spike was able to pickup the ball and score.

In the 2nd half Nard was further under strength when Fold up was sent off for a foul that BH another orgre. It was a tough 2nd half for Nard as Dudley Moore was able to score another 2 TDs and poor Xstag was killed by a block from Spike just made the day worse.

Thanks Machsphere for the game and being such a good sport i am sorry for the deaths, i am sure you will have your revenge next time. Take care dude.

Twanalows

3 - Gar Madbrain - scored the TD, was the last goblin standing,

2- G'kae tencle - excellent throw team mate pass for the openning TD

1 - Xtag Greatbone - BH on Hancock meant his final game still showed why he has won the Golden boot twice and the Silver boot over last 3 seasons.

 
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