#5 The Sixth Stupidest Lizard – Smashed Hip (-MA) #13 The Eleventh Dirtiest Lizard – Broken Ribs (MNG) #13 The Eleventh Dirtiest Lizard – Smashed Knee (NI)
“Nuffle's been putting on the hate as of late. During the last three games, the casualty distribution has been 2/8/7! Seriously Nuffle? Right before tourny applications?
“Our zombie mascots were a motley bunch and never took the field except as T16 fodder. Nevertheless, our personal Style is to minimize unnecessary damage to our opponents. With the birthday event, we seemed to think it was OK to smoosh everything in our path. Needless to say, with a path smooshed across the whole field, scoring late was just a matter of a bonehead roll (with reroll) to win it.
GG WindexChugger. Nothing to be done against cas dice. It's an honor being on the field with the venerable Lizards though.”
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Ack!
Thankfully most (well...half) were MNG.
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