“Total dice rape. No offense to my opponent, it wasn't his fault that the dice favored him so heavily. The only reason my luck is 65% is because I was trying desperate moves and succeeding (5s and 6s on dodges, picks ups in traffic and long bombs). But of course, I'd fail easy rolls to include all the catches that would have resulted in TDs. No, where the dice were killing me was armor rolls (my players failed theirs, his players made most of them). All my fouls were worthless. 2nd or 3rd block of the game resulted in the death of Mikhäel Rõõs but I let it go to save the apothecary for someone better. Then my damned apothecary failed to save Elvin Du Bethea when I called on him.

I am so sick of being in a perpetual rebuilding state with this team. Even when I play other teams that are rebuilding, I get the shaft. Thanks, Nuffle.”