“Gratz mopp, well played.

Yes, I consider you drawing a good result considering I spent 190,000 before the match on getting Deeproot, and making sure you had 0 re-rolls for the entire game. Not that you needed many.....

Ah Nuffle. Thank ye for my 4th game with little luck in a row.

I'm getting sick and tired of being nuffled every game recently.

It went as follows:

First my one Niggler didn't turn up to the game as usual. Amazing how often I have one niggler and they don't turn up.

Useless handicap as usual, Bad Press.

Then, I start trying to lay the beat down on the humans with the trees and dirty player.

Hmmm, my dirty player gets sent off his first foul, only managing a stun with dirty player being used on the injury roll.

I force the humans to the side and surf three of them, all stuns. I get one guy surfed in return, dead.

With my trees bashing all first half I manage one KO for the half. Barely a stun as well, that AV8 is like AV12.

I force the humans into a 1d block on Deeproot with no re-roll. If it fails, the humans are in dead trouble. Even a push is fine since I have stand firm. But Deeproot goes down.

Middle of the first half I have the humans short on players and locked on the sidelines. Looking fairly good to stop them. Then comes my lovely turns 4,5 and 6.

Turn 4 I need to pull of a dodge with my gobbo, 8/9 chance to Blitz the Ogre and surf him. Since I have a re-roll, 70% chance to surf the Ogre, and then some chance of DoubleDown (Ogre doesn't have Block). But I fail my dodge.

Then, turn 5 I fail my second dodge in a row and KO myself. Nice.

I start turn 6 with another 1 in 9 move, a 2b block with a tree. Sigh. Failed third 1 in 9 roll in a row, only a 0.1% chance of that.

Partly my fault that one, since I should have blitzed with Deeproot first, but I didn't realise that I could use re-rolls for Stars. For some reason I didn't think you could, my bad.

After those three turns of total disaster and some luck for the humies, they can score easily.

The Ogre is yet to bonehead, no double skulls, nothing critical has been failed.

I go for my 1 turner in turn 8. A bad kick has my fling with the ball, I make the throw, re-roll the landing, make one dodge, but another snake-eyes sees me fail.

So, start of 2nd half, despite my best efforts I am 1-0 down, and I now have 10 vs 11.

My turn two, another bad failure. I re-roll a blitz with deeproot, 3d and still can't knock a non dodger down. Then, I 1 in 9 fail a block with my ball carrier.

At this point, any chance of a win is long gone.

The luck finally starts to turn middle of 2nd half. I Kill the Ogre, amazing after never hurting AV8. He gets apothed, and then I BH a Blitzer in the same turn.

However, his thrower makes a 4+ dodge (no re-rolls for anything), and a 4+ pickup with sure hands, then a 3+ hand-off. Nice.

Now things are looking bad, deep in my own half, down 1-0 and humies have the ball.

I get a 1d block on the ball carrier, but out comes the Double Down re-rolled into a skull. The good old 1/2 combo.

Mopp then has some bad luck, although long overdue, going for a 2b block without block and stunning himself. All looked gone without that. I 2b block the ball carrier, no good. The tree 2d blocks him, hurray, he is down! I move one fling into scoring position with one turn left.

I score - hooray.

This game just shows how BS the luck meter is. My luck shows higher. However, the problem is that I rolled combos of 1's and 2's all the time.”