“A relatively good game despite being utterly diced for 15 of the 16 turns.
All due to a nice, funny and chatty coach.
When I saw the match ups I was like: Nice 4 RR vs 2, 2 PO vs none and 2 guards vs none also.
Okay he has got 2 claws, but I´m ahead before the game starts...
That was my thoughts more or less.

Then the game started and... Wam, Bam thank you maam. The team had been mangled, strangled and out diced everywhere. As we lied on the field trying to figure out what went wrong, we had no words to describe it...
The pain was too strong and even Destructor cried his eyes out..
3 Blitzes against, a long range of ones and putting on the paper armour instead of the real ones wasn´t such a good idea after all. Seemed like it when we arranged it though... Sneakybastards those Disciples...
Even the weather turned against us - bringing a snow mashine has to be illegal.. But no no says the ref. Only Chainsaws, Ball in chains and other secret weapons. Nothing in the rules about that. Sry..

We have now had a good debriefing - and the result is clear...
The bad karma comes from the name.. Dessert Dogs, that isn´t very scary. Change that seems to be the only way to get a better ingame performance.
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