“I kick to the dwarfs and some kind of elf stuff happens and somehow I end up with the ball. Nuffle loves elves, and 4 Chaos players are on the sidelines while I ride the clock out and score to end the half. 2nd half, I get a lil' too fancy and fumble around a bit, dropping an unnecessary pass, before I smarten up and run it in turn 4. Only 6 Chaos to kick to now and I get the ball back, too late to score a third TD. I've never been able to pick who scores before... so foreign. The hobos take it on the chin this game, as well as the two players on my team that were fixing to be loners anyway. It goes without saying that Soraner's luck wasn't great this game, but what do you do against elves? They just run about and do what ever they want, rolling lucky POWs and watching the ball bounce into their tractor beam hands. Elves. I don't know who I am anymore.”