“The PFAA's series of crushing and humiliating defeats continues. After a very lopsided first half saw the Elves unable to put up any kind of meaningful resistance to their undead opponents' perfectly executed grind, all their hopes rested on the wispy shoulders of "Cauliflower ears" Henderson who promptly failed his teammates. His sloppy pass to Geronimo of Pon Fhar was plucked out of the air by Drokmar, who then set up Harvestmouse to score his second touchdown and seal the game right there. To add insult to injury, the Undead then managed to take advantage of a botched attempt at a breakthrough and scored yet again.

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Twahnlows:

3: #5 Drokmar: Crushed two Elves' bones with her spiked gloves and their morale with a spectacular interception that prevented the equalizer and ended all hope of turning the game around.
2: #1 Harvestmouse: Two touchdowns without ever breaking a sweat, very solid performance.
1: #6 Elan: Equally adept at playing the ball and wrecking face, a true all-rounder.”