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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-07-01 19:14:14
TV 980k Nurgle
1
Winnings 70k
10000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler
Orc TV 1310k
1
60k Winnings
Spectators 13000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
2/0/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
7
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
2
7
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
11
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
1
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
4
8
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
143
2
11
43
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#11 Stooge – Broken Neck (-AG)
Late at night and the alcohol was flowing.
Coach Erickan had to be dragged from a "Dinner Party" and forcibly thrown into the coaches chair. Where he promptly burped, uttered the resounding phrase
"Get the F#*& out there and play or your all sacked" with which he fell asleep cuddled up to a buxom bloodweiser babe.

And thats what they did, out blocking and out positioning the jokers players it was only through some scrambling plays we were able to score.

Lord Borak stood tall in the centre of the field giving up to 3 players a hard time from Indian burns and vicious noogies that left many a bare scalp by the end of the game.

Great inspiring speeches such as these go down in history. Lets hope for many more.

Keep them going Erickan they will be a force in games and seasons to come.

Twahnlows
3pts -Duffkop Grey Goose 1 cas from 2 blocks shows efficiency. Glad he spent time with the ball and scored else woulda killed my whole team
2 pts - Uzthug Chivas Regal, 10 blocks did the lions share up front like a good blocker should.
1 pt - Gobslag Glenmorangie doing damage like a recovering alcoholic in a china shop,(or was that a bull??)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
1
-
-
-
1
15
5
23
1
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
10
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
5
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
4
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#11
1
-
1
-
-
5
16
-
4
2
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
14
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
4
-
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
169
5
27
53
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The Jokers won the toss and decided to receive and made a great start and blocking in fine form that they were able to drive forward in large numbers at the bottom half of the pitch. Mayhelm were outplayed and out of position as they were left short at the back to stop a well planned offence for the Jokers TD.

The early exchange of the Mayhelm drive was quite even and there was not much space for the orcs to utilise, however a KO presented an opportunity for Mayhelm to utilise the space and Moet & Chandon was able to get pass the Rotters blocking line and away from the disturbing presence to throw a pass to the marked Grey Goose. His agility allowed him to catch the ball and dodge out to grab the equaliser.

The 2nd half was all Mayhelm offence as they attempted to grab the winner however a combination of good positioning and resilient defending from the Jokers throughout the 2nd half shutout the Mayhelm drive for a well deserved draw for Coach Bob.

A special mention must go to Lord Borak since he cannot gain any Twahnlow points, although he didnt cause any causality managed to tie up 2-3 players throughout the game and it was his blitz and presence in front of the ball that prevented Mayhelm the half chances to grab a winner.

Thanks Bob for a fun game and enjoy the rest of the season mate.

3pts - Jester - with stood my blitz and scored a well worked TD

2pt - Trickster - stood strong and defended well throughout 2nd half especially with his disturbing presence.

1 pt - Prankster - it was his pick up and throw that eventually led to the Joker TD.
 
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