“2nd game of GLT VII: Old Teams Qualifiers 3

Brought with me a saw and a man-babe.

First half:
I recieved, moved slowly downfield and - bam! The mummies had bt and was hunting the saw. She (yes, Helmut is a mongolian name for typically beautiful women) survived the assault but coach didnt realise the hunt that was on. A non-assist, non-dp fouled the poor Mongolian to death in turn 3 or so. 1-0 at halftime, pretty convenient.

Second half:
Tried to get the ball, was knocked out every now and then, and ended the drive with 3 girls on the pitch. But legend Rrrrodmaaaaammmm went after superstar zombie Renfield (also known as a girlhunter) and gave him a smashed hip. Apparently the other girls didnt see this since the moral was still biting in the grass or on the bench. However, luckily it was two ko-rolls before ot and all seven (7!) ko came back on those two attempts, clearly the man-babe was no fun at all to play with. So 1-1 at full time.

Overtime:
I got a full team, and Death Valley had like 13 players or so. I kicked off. Hrrhrr... BUT - something had happend, Rrrrodmaaaaammmm had been so pissed off after the whistle blew for full time she scared all the other ladies into frenzy. So in every turn or so an undeadie was sent off from the pitch by a hard blow, leaving two mummies with a ghoul, a wight and 3 zombies. BUT - the zons were too cocky, thought they had it in a sack, defended way too high and the ghoul was just a gfi and a quickpass away from a very nice positioning, but failed the gfi. The girls had no problems grabbing the ball and it was all over, however we tried to give the mummies some beating while they were laying on the ground swarmed by angry women. It didnt work, but we got away from 24 turns with only one mng.

Thanks for an entertaining game KhorneliusPraxx! You used those mummies very wisely, both in offence and defence. Better luck next time!”