“A really fun game -- which is not what I expected to say going in. (What's fun about playing down 120k against Amazons?) But the orcs rose to the challenge and played it very close, using their tackle for all it was worth and coming within one failed catch of pulling out the win.

None of this was thanks to the inducement: chainsaw chump Ugroth Bolgrot, who managed to stun one Amazon before someone caught up with him and smashed his hip. I should have remembered we were non-violent Orcs, and gotten something a little more appropriate.

By all odds, the MVP of this game was Dork Strung, who alternated between scoring the team's only TD and terrorizing the opposition with his frenzied blocking. (He even threw the T16 pass that Skott failed to catch.)

Good game, Kitalia -- thanks for playing!”