“Crappy weather, unremarkable match. The elves scored early, but couldn't muster enough players to prevent the equaliser. Not willing to take unnecessary risks, the Butchrangers played it safe and went for the draw while the elves, who were quite happy to be alive at this point, kept their distance. The only thing that kept the fans from napping off was the Rangers team ogre Carys, who delivered an outright scary performance and single-handedly ensured that the PFAA never had enough players on the pitch to seriously challenge the humans' ballcarrier.

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Twahnlows:

3: #16 Carys: Now THAT is an ogre. Caused three casualties on the pitch and at least two dozen in the stands where a number of Pon Fhar supporters suffered nervous breakdowns at the sheer thought of what he could have done it he hadn't been standing around doing nothing but drooling all over the pitch for about half of the match.
2: #6 George Smith: Secured the equaliser without breaking a sweat.
1: #13 Jim Kelly: Solid performance and one moderately brutal foul from the veteran player.”