“NWL Season 22 Kicks off and the Slaughter House comes through in a close match. This one came down to the last play of the match and we hold on.

This match though has allready caused a big "stir" in the NWL commisioners office because of two events in the match.

The first one happened right at the end of the half. When Mitchell Pritchett was caught on the sideline and Meat Wagon II came blitzing in. The deathroller blew the Nurgle up and sent him flying into the 9th row but then the roller went out of control. It blew through the sideline crowd and then hit the wall of the stands and ploughed right on in. It took out the first 6 rows of specs and then the engine blew up in a very large blast radius. The death toll is suspected to be around 82 kills.

The NWL is taking a lot of heat in the media that they do not have reinforced walls to stop this exact thing from happening.

Commissioner Da_Todfatha had this to say: "I have no clue man. The NWL has never actually scene a deathroller take the field. So why would we even consider spending that kinda of cash on reinforced walls? We have never had a need for them."

The second incident happened in the closing seconds of the match. The second half was a back and forth affair. But it all came down to the ball on the ground and the Beast of Nurgle reached down and picked up the ball. Started to sprint towards the endzone to secure the tie. As he was about to cross the goal line he was assaulted with 67 cans of beer, 7 bottles of wine, 6 chickens and then was shot with a cannon. The BoN gets blown up and when the dust settles the ref checks the ball and it is laying on the 1/2 inch line outside the endzone! Ref blows the whistle as the time runs off the clock. Said BoN was laid out on the pitch and covered with debrie and a cannonball laying on his stomach.

Well once again the media gets all over the NWL for not having proper protection for the players from the fans. Pointing out that the NWL venues are completly open and than any "joe" could run onto the field.

Comish Da_Todfatha: "Well I dont know of any Joe's running onto the NWL pitches. We have top flight security at all our venues and for 21 Seasons we have never had an incident like this one. In fact I can say with pride that we have the most laid back and relaxed fans in all of Blood Bowl. They never do anything crazy."

"Now to the actual incident in question I have no clue how those fans managed to stock pile all those beer cans and bottles and I sure as hell have no clue as to were a cannon came from. But Iam sticking to the call on the field as no TD. That BoN just needed to GFI better, thats all."

Well as the season continues we will see how the NWL reacts to these events and will any changes be forthcoming in the NWL because of this match?

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