“Nothing says bloody-knuckle rumble like two Orc teams squaring off on the pitch. Tonight, the underdogs Smashed Teef Society (Orc) took on the Orcland Obliterators (Orc) living up to the brawl it was supposed to be. With the 700K TV differential, the Society was able to recruit Morg 'n' Thorg and Varag Ghoul-Chewer to bolster the ranks.

The first half saw tremendous bad luck for the Society, culminating with four straight Skulls rolled by the Society's Troll resulting in one of many turn overs. The second half saw the luck balance out with all 4 of the Obliterator's player failing their KO'ed recovery rolls.

In the end, the Obliterators made a hard push for the endzone only to end up 2 squares from a touchdown with the final whistle blew resulting in a 1-1 tie. The only notable injury was the smashed knee of Mork, a Society blitzer.”