“An early blitz was the beginning of the bad news for Prez as Pig Sty Alley tore into their opponents, inflicting early knockouts. Baron Drakmore made a break for it, but Iron Wire slipped by a mummy to strip the ball free. It bounced into the crowd, whom threw it straight back to Iron Wire. Baron Drakmore knocked Iron Wire down and caught the loose ball, but Buddhist Palm was lurking. When a mummy fell and stunned itself attempting to add cover, the wolf bore down and sent the wight crowd bound and to its death. Souless Slayers would never recover the numbers needed to compete and it was a walkover from there on in.

Buddhist Palm was in knockout mood and that was his main contribution, filling the Slayers' dugout. Deadly Melody unusually stole the show with a couple of casualties and a spectacular touchdown, on the end of a long pass from the inspired Iron Wire.

Master Power Grip, the second ever raised zombie for Pig Sty Alley, was broken by a tackle from the usually quiet Baron Seth, who spent the game mulling over how to best involve himself without falling victim to a gang foul. Thus, he didn't do much blocking, and that contributed to the downfall of his team. He still left his mark, Master Power Grip sadly retired.”