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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-09-02 17:56:26
40k (-10000)
2/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
3
-
1
18
135
6
29
36
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#1 Jeremy Axeman – Dead (RIP)
#5 Sir Trevor McChokehold II – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#10 Beater Sissons II – Broken Neck (-AG)
#12 Krishnan Gurusome-Murdery – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
3
4
-
1
19
155
1
14
49
2
#1 Karak III – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#15 Cut – Damaged Back (NI)
"Look Jeremy, I'm not saying you don't do amazing news. You do, you present the hell out of those bulletins, but we find your latest demands a little extravagant"
"All I'm asking for is a whole peacock, and nobody to ask me what I intend to do with it"
"and..."
"and a solid gold commemorative statue of myself to be placed in all the toilets in the News Block"
"and..."
"and a mighty mahogany-inlined case to display my mighty axe when I'm not around to show it to people"
"We could be here a while, Jeremy. The truth is, we're not going to meet your demands"
"What?! I made this News Team! and I can destroy it! HYAAAH!"
*sound of axe-murdering*
A sizeable chunk of the News Team was sacrificed in the process but we managed to get rid of him. And I got a promotion!