“This game was.. Stunty.

Stunty in every single possible way.

Fluffy Balls of Teeth kick to the Moot Gangstas on the opening turn, and a halfling throws a rock and knocks out Iggl Zonk. He never wakes up despite 5 KO rolls. He doesn't even show up on the report he was out so fast. From there, things went.... Stunty. Like crazy.

By turn 5, Fluffy had zoomed into the backfield and scored, managed a Blitz! Kick off Result and scored again, followed by yet ANOTHER Blitz! Kick off result that only did not result in Fluffy scoring because he failed a 3+ dodge with re-roll available.

However, by turn 5, gobbos and squigs had been removed from the pitch. The ref was ENTIRELY terrified of the Moot Gangstas and had already ignored 4 fouls and 4 chainsaws on the pitch. Fluffy had badly hurt Fez Toppa, which was the ONLY casualty caused by the squigs in the entire first half - and Fez Toppa is a Squig Herder, not a Moot Gangsta!

The second half got worse; Fluffy failed a gfi with re-roll, which resulted in him being fouled out mere yards from scoring; squigs would 6! pass stupid! 6! pass bloodlust! ONE! FAIL LEAP! or DOUBLE SKULL! FAIL BLOCK (with Block)! And there was NOTHING to prevent the Moot Gangstas from (FINALLY) scoring on turn 6.

With only 3 Fluffy Balls of Teeth setting up, things looked desperate.. but.. QUICK SNAP! A squig herder easily ran back to get the ball! A block/mighty blow/claw/piling on Squig easily POW'd a chaos halfling... AND FAILED TO BREAK ARMOUR. AGAIN. FOR THE SEVENTEENTH TIME (edit: this was not QUITE true; we caused 2 stuns in those 17 failed blocks, and about 6 of them did not fail to knock over the enemy). Then the tentacle Cow managed to blitz his way adjacent to the squig herder with the ball.. who promptly escaped the tentacles, only to fail the dodge away from the Cow to stun himself with the ball in scoring range! With an agi 4 halfling ready to pick up and hand off the ball, a draw was inevitable.. UNTIL DOUBLE ONE GFI! NO GOAL! NO GOAL!

The Moot Gangsta's CRUSHED Fluffy Balls of Teeth. The Apothecary for the squigs took one look at the mighty Cows and apparently-entirely-legal chainsaws (only 1 foul of 8 was noticed by the ref, and only 1 saw check out of 7 resulted in a banned chainsaw.. and that chainsaw had already been banned for fouling 4 turns in a row!), and instead of saving Smokey from the ripped up leg that would cripple her for life, instead simply dashed the poor Squig's head in with a rock.

But Fluffy scored not once, but twice; and came within inches of scoring TWICE more. And the Moot Gangsta's could not get the ball. Heck they only had one pick up attempt in the entire GAME, which did result in a touchdown; but they simply could not get a player TO the ball the rest of the time!

This.
Is.
STUNTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuffle has provided Thrills and Mayhem. All praise to Nuffle.

And thanks to JohnnyKTOU. This game was absolutely hysterical.”