“Another fantastic match, Corvidious was kind enough to declare that '[Fluffy Balls of Teeth] played well, aside from truly horrendous dice'.

Interesting highlights: Almost every bomb the entire game was accurate, except 1 fumble (at the end of a drive when it didn't matter) that KO'd 2 horrors.

That fumbled bomb single handedly did more damage than the entire Fluffy Balls of Teeth squad combined, who caused 1 KO, and 3 badly hurt players who all regened.

Fluffy Balls of Teeth ended up with all 6 squigs and squig hoppers on the pitch at the same time.. with no Food left at all. This was followed by 3 turns of snake eyed bloodlust roll-and-re-rolls on the first non really stupid roll (which were also all fails).

The halfling chef did a wonderful job; combined with Mad Gark the Tamer, Fluffy Balls of Teeth had 6 re-rolls in the first half, and 7 in the second half. This left, Oh! The Horror! with 3 re-rolls (1 from cheering fans) in the first half and only 1 re-roll in the second half. Despite this, the Horrors of Corvidious almost non chalantly refused to use re-rolls, and had 1 re-roll left in turn 7 of both halves, despite numerous TTMs, landings, GFI's (soo many GFI's), wild animal rolls, and bomb attempts.

The wizard also worked perfectly, giving the ball to tigger with ease, but on one of the few occasions the Horrors used a re-roll, they easily 1die pow'd the squig hopper down.

Note to self: (and maybe Whatball) Mad Gark the Tamer is NOT a thrall. Squigs will not feed on him. Combined with the aggravating 'jump up + bloodlust' bug, and my own personal 'bloodlust fails + squig or squig hopper moves + bites + then gets to keep moving ??!!?!! + then causes turnover, but does not leave the pitch' bug that has now occured 3 times (turn 1, second half), we needlessly wasted several actions, although the end outcome was undoubtedly unchanged.

Thanks to Corvidious for the hilarious game! I truly thought I had you in the first half, and the second half was completely caused by perfect bombs.. so.. many.. perfect.. bombs... and this is the first time I've ever set up 6 squigs and 0 Food, so that's kinda cool too.


This is my first game where I will keep track of statistics on rolling 1's, and see if that correlates to presumed 'luck' in the game, and even more, if it correlates to winning and losing.

I rolled 283 dice, resulting in 63 1's (34% more than expected), with 21 of those 1's on key rolls (33% of the 1's were on key rolls), resulting in 8 turnovers (with 13 team re-rells, this is actually a low number of turnovers.) I rolled nine double 1's. Standard deviation of # of 1's rolled on 283 dice is 6.3, which means I had less than a 2% chance of rolling that many 1's this game.

My opponent rolled 345 dice, resulting in 56 1's (2% less than expected), with 10 of those 1's on key rolls (18% of the 1's were on key rolls), resulting in 6 turnovers (with 5 team re-rolls, this is almost exactly the expected number of turnovers.) He rolled five double 1's, and one triple 1.”