“The bashing didn't look on the pitch like it does in the game summary. The Cities took the hurt to the Dressers early and used the advantage to jump out to an early 1-0 lead, then keep them out of the end zone in the first half.

Second half is where the numbers went all egg-shaped. Linerats became an endangered species and the government agencies that normally declare a halt to killing such species cheered the Dressers on. All the while of course, we were running circles around the amazons, even outnumbered heavily. From pouring rain to blizzard, the weather hated the Dressers as the Cities ran around in galoshes and winter coats ... almost as if they knew what the forecast was...

In the end, we had to go shopping at TargRat to pick up 4 new teammates just to keep from fielding the barest 11 for next match.

GG Dhaktokh. May a petition to change your coach-name to a more spellable "Daktok" meet with wide support ;)

(edit: took me 4 tries to type it)”