“Elves? Yes please! Squishy and weak. That's what we like.

But damn are they fast. A blitz, a bad 1st turn, and all of a sudden it is 0-1. Damn it!

A good drive, 1-1, and back on track. It looks like the elves have lost their composure as they keep falling over during the drive.

Then a riot!? The elves pack the side, but the surf is on. Pop, the ball flies across the pitch and... into our end zone. Rubbish! 1-2, elves to receive.

The 'Saws are angry, the crowd are roaring, and now green fists start to pound high elf faces. With the scent of elven blood in the nostrils of the orcs, the elves are soon down to 6, the ball in Aztec's hands, and it is 2-2 with enough time for a winner!

The elves are intimidated, and a failed dodge leaves the thrower open! A blitzer takes him down and the ball and elves are heavily marked. The thrower manages to dodge and pick it up, and tries the speculative long bomb - but fumbles it. Fortunately for the elves the safe hands of the thrower cling to the ball.

This is the moment! First, clear a path for Aztec. His team lets him down, shoving elves around. He has to make extra moves and takes 2 bites to drop the thrower. Just one more go for it and... bang, he falls on the ball. Another elf grabs and throws it to win the game. Dayum!

Kevin rightly gets the MVP with 2 casualties for the plucky lineman.”