“Blessed by Nuffle we have prevailed! after exchanging points in the first half, and a rock thrown to KO the legendary Bouncer, Shifty the troll threw a goblin towards the endzone to go up 2-1 after the first half.
The second half saw our legendary leaper stay in the KO box, but thankfully our warted warriors hopped on to tie up the game at 2-2 on turn 15 with an apothe'd kill on the slimy skaven, Hons. Unfortunately this left our opponent ample time to score, if no rerolls with which to do it, but Bouncer, our slannish superman was awake once more!
The kickoff was sketchy at best, leaving Shifty the troll primed to play lob-a-gob. Shifty, however, was having none of that, he already did that in the first half and now he was hungry! He skillfully prevented his tasty treat from wiggling free, eating both goblin and ball in one gulp.
Our hero, the bodacious Bouncer knew exactly what to do! He looked that muscular mutant in the belly, wound up his legs and charged right through the bloated beast's belly, knocking the ball onto the ground and the Shifty, the freakish fiend, into the afterlife.
Good ol' Paul Lillytree then grabbed the ball, handed it off to the MVP Zachary Grottypond who ran the ball in for the game winning TD.

Bouncer, the legendary blitzer has taken enough points this game to raise his rank to the #2 all-time [R]slann player!”