“Our worstest game EVA!!! Not one single manz got splooshed AT ALL. I'm beginning to think that my gobbos aren't cut out for this. BuzzBath did at least try to snizz a vampire in the first turn. Taken out in the second. And SwingThing managed to swing his thing onto anuva vamps hed but he went out too, a bit worse (alot worse.) And then my bomba threw his first bomb, it got catched by a vamp and thrwn back into his face and then he was out too... AND STILL NO ONE GOT SPLOOSHED!!!! Not a single lovely splooshy sound all game! Even my stupid trollz did all there gobbo throwin perfect and didn't eat no one!
Gettin tired of this stupid game.”