“I finally broke my losing streak,
the start of the game looked bleak
but I growled, howled, and even scowled
Forced my menz to hit and then foul em

It worked with a Unky Chop Chop chainsaw blitz
Then a foul took his Leader off the pitch
His RR gone as quick as a scratched itch
An instant 180 from neg to positive like a light switch

It was the way I play, its how I win
pressure his offence, thowing all mah chips in
Hence forth, full throttle ahead
take that ball, put the kids to bed

Defence, it how I bread mah insolence
Score quick and reap mah benefits,
Whence came, 6 down and 4 wins to go.
then I gotz bragging rights Fo Sho,

Goblins winning in da box,
beat that Jeffro, and you lumox, you ox
Keggie taunting until the end,
you cant beat me, dont you even pretend

Come September, I want more beer awards than just one
make it worth the effort, these minor bets make it way more fun


Thanks for the fun Zelli”