“A really good start for the team, which was unexpected. Goblins are a very strange team, as whilst they are easy to knock over, they are hard to actually lock down in any meaningful sense of the word.
In any case, with a great deal of luck, and a little rum, the team ended up doing damned well.
“ Der koachin o der Tide woz faultless in diz game, unfortunately wunce der likkle green buggaz kross der whitewash dere ent a lot yew kan do. Hence takklin an blokkin like total wimpz an missin an eezy tuchdurn pass.
Deese rat facez iz well fast an gud an deserved ter win but we survived wivout any seriuz injuries so it ent all bad.
I fink der next time we az a big game we shuddn't frow a massiv party beforeand
An der robbery went brilliantly, only instead of robbin der AB&C (Altdorf Bar & Casino) we it der CBA (Cat Breeda'z Association) by mistake an now I az undredz o bluddy katz in me kave! At leest I wunt av ter buy any food fer a while!”
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In any case, with a great deal of luck, and a little rum, the team ended up doing damned well.
Couldn't have asked for a better opponent.
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