“Another day, another Skaven team, another loss. The first half started promising with Doomed to Die honoring his name after being gangfouled, but was quickly dominated by the gutter runners, who were stalling until the last second. The goblins hit, fouled, tore hair and spit into the eyes, but without causing further damage to valuable players. The 1TTD attempt failed due to overall trollness.
The second half started as horrible as possible, with a Skaven blitz. Fortunately, Steve stayed calm and recovered the ball. The rats kept the pressure on, but allowed Speed-Jump to be crowdsurfed. With deadly consequences. When Steve succumbed to a blitz and had to be carried off the pitch, the game was nailed. The remaining goblins tried, but could not fend off the remaining gutter runners long enough to score back.”