“"OH MY HOLY #$^$ WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Rorek's face was white, with visible fear in his eyes.
"That, my man, was a Blood Bowl match. Well pretty close to it considering the weird rules these Umgi use. And it was a good one, too!" explained Mendri with hardly contained satisfaction.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? BRONDRA DIED FOR GROMNIR'S SAKE!!!"
"What are you talking about, I'm right here." said Brondra confusedly.
"YOUR HEART STOPPED!" Rorek couldn't believe the obvious insanity of his teammates.
"Yeah, and now it's going again. What's the big deal?" Brondra was considering punching the whiney sod to calm him down.
"Exactly! On top of that, I knocked 3 ok them sensless and even broke the neck on one. Hehe. Even their stupid witch-doctor was useles." Medri was really pleased with himself.
"I did enjoy that snapping sound." Rorek admited grudgingly.
"See? Now you know what it's all about and you'll do much better next time. We'll make a star out of you yet." Mendri closed the argument uncompromisingly



Noone seemed to care they lost three-nill


P.S.(edit): Just noticed this was my 400th match, woohoo \O/”