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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2015-02-17 00:57:41
TV 1810k Human
4
Winnings 50k (-10000)
18000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/1/1
Human TV 1470k
0
30k Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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1
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1
8
-1
3
5
-
#2
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16
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-
6
-
#3
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1
1
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3
16
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1
8
-
#4
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-
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-
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16
1
1
5
-
#5
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-
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1
5
16
-
-
10
-
#6
4
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1
-
-
14
16
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39
7
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
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3
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-
-
-
#8
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1
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2
5
-
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-
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#9
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-
-
-
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1
-
-
-
-
#11
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-
-
-
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8
-
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-
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#13
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2
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4
14
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6
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TOTALS
4
2
5
-
1
29
119
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44
47
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Ahoy thar'!!!

This be a right rip rorin' game fer th' Shipwrecks.

We be finally showin' them thar' Parolees a thing or two. Our defence be right fine 'n Ignacio did a right fine job o' stealin' th' ball away. Pipes then does what he be doin' best 'n gets that thar' ball int' space.

At this here point in th' game that thar' Ogre Blasio took a nasty fall. Any rumours that Rocco be visitin' with him before th' game with a bottle o' bad grog best be havin' some proof or they'll be seein' Davy Jones before too long.

We be takin' control o' th' game from then on out as we be givin' them thar' lice infested prison dwellers a right fine kickin'.

Pipes be scorin' four 'n he also be puttin' th' hurt on that thar' Parolee Catcher near th' end o' th' second half.

We be fightin' fit 'n ready t' defend our Grind title against some beat up rats.

Yo Ho Ho 'n away we go!!!

Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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5
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4
-
#2
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10
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10
3
-
#3
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-
-
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-
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8
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7
-
#4
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-
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1
5
16
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6
-
#5
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-
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-
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16
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5
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#6
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-
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7
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1
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#7
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-
-
-
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8
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1
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#8
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-
-
-
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10
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-
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-
#9
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4
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1
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#10
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7
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1
#11
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5
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TOTALS
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1
5
96
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10
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#2 Aluysio Luca – Smashed Knee (NI)
#3 Blasio – Dead (RIP)
#10 Leonardo Petri – Dead (RIP)
The playoffs are underway, and it's not gone well for the Parolees who were taken to pieces by the Shipwrecks. It wasn't looking good from the start when their offensive drive went over a quarter of the match before unbalancing a single opponent. The Shipwrecks' counter was effective, but this was only the start of their misery. Blasio, though by some to be among the league's most talented players was cruelly chopped down in his prime when tripped breaking through the Sartosa line. Rumours are that he had the flu as his performances in recent weeks had been abysmal, but this was to be his last such performance - landing awkwardly and driving his own tooth through his skull.

It was quickly downhill from there, and talented blitzer Aluysio soon fell to injury before Leonardo had his nose smashed into his brainpan and crumpled to the dirt. The Parolees lined up with 5 players on their last drive - almost unheard of in Grind. Coach Franco has called out the Shipwrecks for a beating next time they meet, and has returned to Pavona with a handful of fresh pardon request forms waiting for the governors' stamp. He's promised a major rebuild in the off-season.
 
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