“Some games are decided by great positional play, others by extreme brutality, a few by good kicks; this one... was decided by some pastry and a gooey sugary filling! A custard pie took a tentacled Chaos Warrior by surprise and that was enough for the gutters to swarm through, sack the ballcarrier and head for the endzone.

In the second half the gutters made a quick break through the Harsh North lines but came up a bit short and were hit by a good defensive scramble. However one gutter managed to punt it to the other corner for another to score with some lucky dodges and pickup. 2-0. The Chaos lads dealt out some heavy punishment in return but it proved too late; thankfully the first half was a lot kinder to the squishy rats!”