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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2015-06-27 04:29:22
TV 1700k+450k Chaos Chosen
1
Winnings 60k
21000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/2/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 2 bloodweiser kegs, 2 wandering apothecaries
Chaos Chosen TV 2190k
0
30k (-30000) Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor -1
3/1/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
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17
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3
4
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#2
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14
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5
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#3
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13
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1
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#4
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3
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6
17
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7
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#5
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4
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#6
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1
5
1
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#7
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12
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3
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#8
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12
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4
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#9
1
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3
9
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22
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#10
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10
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1
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#11
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4
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#12
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17
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4
1
TOTALS
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130
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25
29
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#11 Scapegor – Broken Ribs (MNG)
After this match I achieved Legend rank even with Chaos, I can now stop playing this stupid clawpomb team.
Thanks to my opponent for this great achievement!
This match is another proof of clawpomb nonsense, the worst CRP rule without doubt.
On the bright side the inducements I chose and carefully managed helped me a lot.


Bonus: cleared pitch on 2nd half!
Extra bonus, the amusing chat with my unlucky opponent (sorry mate but clawpomb is a broken combo).

<stboub> Hi, gl and have fun
<MattDakka> Hi good luck have fun!
<stboub> wpah
<stboub> my girlfriends just arrived with the kid. I'm sorry but can we take like 15 min break?
<MattDakka> ok I will wait for you
<stboub> i'll do it quick thx
<stboub> bro
<stboub> sry
<MattDakka> np
<MattDakka> well
<MattDakka> at least I'm using my extra apothecaries :D
<stboub> sorry my gf is keeping e busy
<MattDakka> np
<stboub> lol
(after I knocked down his exposed ball carrier I managed to pick up the ball and punt it away deep into his half of the pitch).
<MattDakka> playing elves sometimes help
<stboub> whatever
<stboub> playing luck you mean
<MattDakka> because playing clawpomb is relying on careful positioning
<MattDakka> :D
<MattDakka> and deep tactics
<stboub> no only luck
<stboub> ;p
<MattDakka> po on ko is the top of strategy
<stboub> with the rain
<stboub> well with 2 babes...
<MattDakka> there are people playing relying on luck (cas) and some other people relying on lucky punts
<MattDakka> well what should I have to do?
<MattDakka> not my fault if you remove my players
<stboub> nah you did perfect
<MattDakka> and I have to try lucky moves
<MattDakka> I don't play like that normally
<MattDakka> but I was short on better options
<stboub> thta was great
<stboub> i played bad aw... leted you free blitz on bcv
<MattDakka> probably I wasted the wiz
<stboub> yeah
<MattDakka> but I'm trying to reduce the chances of you scoring
<stboub> was almost impossible
<MattDakka> yep
<MattDakka> but with ma 6
<stboub> well done
<MattDakka> ty
<MattDakka> you could have tried a pass
<stboub> i'm outnumbereds with 0-0
<MattDakka> if I didnì't use the wiz and you scored
<MattDakka> I should have blamed myself
<MattDakka> after all that effort
<MattDakka> well I had a lucky rock
<MattDakka> this should help
<stboub> rolled crapy k.o
<MattDakka> yes
<stboub> my2 blitz are down
<MattDakka> buy more reserves
<stboub> you have good hope
<MattDakka> next time
<MattDakka> during this 2nd half my decisions about using apothecaries will be easier
<stboub> 'm playing hell ofd a game
<MattDakka> play elves
<MattDakka> they generally have a plan B
<stboub> well
<stboub> you just outdiced me
<stboub> what ever race i'll had..
<MattDakka> you could have scored but decided to stall
<stboub> man
<stboub> C'mon
<MattDakka> I hate clawpomb and clawpomb users
<MattDakka> they ruin the game in this edition
<stboub> you just have 2 in your team
<MattDakka> yes, but I don't like to play clawpomb teams, Im playing this
<MattDakka> because I want to achieve legend
<MattDakka> with chaos
<MattDakka> like I did with nurgle and other teams
<MattDakka> then I will stop using it
<MattDakka> rage rr?
<stboub> yup
<stboub> ;p
<MattDakka> :P
<stboub> anything i will do in this game will prolly fail aw
<stboub> ;p
<MattDakka> you jinxed yourself :/
<stboub> bla bla bla
<stboub> let me guess u will stall
<stboub> lol
<stboub> you definetly don'T need clawpomb
<MattDakka> it's all about careful positioning
<stboub> you are funny
<MattDakka> something clawpomb users sometimes lack
<stboub> yeah sometimes
<MattDakka> I'm glad to entertain you
<stboub> i always been a bashing player... i will always be
<stboub> tryed other stuff
<stboub> definetly not my style
<MattDakka> trying to cleanse your team
<stboub> but in that kind of game... what ever you do..
<MattDakka> but I'm failing :(
<stboub> well
<MattDakka> you like bash?
<MattDakka> ok
<MattDakka> play khemri
<stboub> i'll apreciate if you can do it
<MattDakka> khemri is the bash requiring brain
<stboub> nah khemri sux now
<MattDakka> unlike this clawpomb stupid stack I hate
<MattDakka> I play them
<MattDakka> you can have 63% win rate with them
<MattDakka> your chaos is 65%
<MattDakka> small difference
<stboub> was playing 68 with them before lrb6 ;)
<MattDakka> before lrb they were op :D
<MattDakka> 4 guardians with mb
<MattDakka> from start
<MattDakka> in a tv 1000 roster
<stboub> khemri op yopu kidding
<MattDakka> yes
<MattDakka> now it's way weaker
<stboub> ok you kidding...
<MattDakka> for this reason it's the bash team for pro coaches
<stboub> now they simply sux
<MattDakka> unlike clawpomb nonsense
<MattDakka> chaos is for kiddos
<stboub> i'm not making the rules
<MattDakka> even my dead grandma could play chaos
<stboub> just playing with them
<stboub> foul
<stboub> man
<stboub> foul
<stboub> wth are you doing
<stboub> omg shame on you
<MattDakka> why should I?
<MattDakka> I play to win
<MattDakka> fouling would be overkill
<stboub> you think i'm legend just because i po?
<MattDakka> no, because you clawpomb
<stboub> o
<MattDakka> :D
<stboub> wow
<stboub> yeah like every othe clawpomb coach... all legend i guess
<MattDakka> ah you don't play tier 2 and 3 teams
<MattDakka> that helps too :D
<stboub> and i cheat most of time too
<MattDakka> ok pact is 1.5
<stboub> just not against you
<stboub> boo
<stboub> no need moving if it's not for foul!!
<stboub> fewww
<stboub> you did it
<stboub> !
<stboub> gj
<MattDakka> pitch cleared!
<MattDakka> ty
<stboub> nice rolling my friend
<MattDakka> I'm not good with chaos
<MattDakka> ty
<stboub> or maybe you are just too good for me
<MattDakka> no, it's the clawpomb stack
<MattDakka> too luck based
<MattDakka> this game shows the randomness of clawpomb
<stboub> this game was awfull
<stboub> so one sided
<stboub> yopu could had play every team bring same result
<MattDakka> with elves I could have done better
<MattDakka> more tds I think
<stboub> prolly
<MattDakka> one sided... lol
<MattDakka> you had like 460 tv
<MattDakka> more than me
<stboub> and i rolled push
<MattDakka> and you are whining
<MattDakka> then trim your tv
<stboub> i'm not whinning
<MattDakka> ok sorry
<stboub> you just don't seem to rewalize you got lucky like hell
<MattDakka> bad choice of word
<MattDakka> lol
<MattDakka> ok
<MattDakka> :D
<MattDakka> so your opponent has to be unlucky
<stboub> oh
<stboub> man
<MattDakka> so you can clawpomb him to oblivion
<MattDakka> gg
<MattDakka> thanks for the game
<stboub> yup
<MattDakka> see you!
<stboub> yeah
<stboub> cya
<MattDakka> ehi
<MattDakka> I'm legend
<MattDakka> with chaos
<MattDakka> ty
<stboub> too good for me<
<MattDakka> now I can stop using this nonsense team
<MattDakka> ty very much!
<stboub> i hope never get you again<
<MattDakka> lool
<MattDakka> clawpomb is so bad
<MattDakka> makes people not willing to play vs other clawpomb
<MattDakka> is a bad rule of CRP
<stboub> yeah like you did
<stboub> fleeing in back of field
<MattDakka> and winning!
<MattDakka> so go figure! :D
<stboub> you just got lucky<
<MattDakka> yes
<stboub> but whatever you think
<MattDakka> thanks Nuffle
<stboub> congrats
<MattDakka> so I can stop playing Chaos at last!
<MattDakka> I rarely meet legends in Box
<stboub> i'm very impress by all this talent
<MattDakka> you can watch my replays then
<stboub> i hope someday to be good as you
<MattDakka> XD
<stboub> i wiull
<stboub> all of them
<stboub> you are now my new hero
<MattDakka> add me to your friend list
<MattDakka> so you can follow me!
<stboub> sure
<MattDakka> coming soon baseball caps with my picture
<MattDakka> XD
<MattDakka> oh well, see you and good night! :) good luck with your team!
<stboub> thx, you 2
<MattDakka> ty!
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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9
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#3
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#4
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13
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4
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#5
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1
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2
11
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8
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#6
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4
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2
2
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#10
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1
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2
11
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4
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#11
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5
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14
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#12
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4
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#13
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10
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1
#14
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6
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#15
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TOTALS
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4
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1
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95
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16
33
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#1 Igor Longclaw – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#11 Big Toby – Smashed Hand (MNG)
 
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