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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2015-07-04 09:34:09
TV 1370k Norse
3
Winnings 60k
15000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/1/1
Ogre TV 1330k
0
50k Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor No change
0/2/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
2
-
-
4
16
-
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9
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
3
-
#3
2
-
-
-
-
6
16
-
34
3
-
#4
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
5
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#10
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
7
4
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
1
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
3
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5
-
1
24
162
-
41
29
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#2 Strength II – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#6 Fouled III – Groin Strain (MNG)
Bunch of hot-headed Vikings rumbled from their cool lands to defend the black box belt! Beef and Hit were about to hit those beefy Ogres, but coach ordered otherwise: Get the snots first. So the snot hunt started.

The match started with a DP-bait. The Dirty player, who gets banned often, called, uhm Banned, was put in the central of secong line, provoking a blitz. Coach did not intended to use DP, as the Norse mustered 12 players, and fully expected a loss of few from the Might Blows of those Brute-s.

The kickoff went deep into Ogre territory, which gave plenty of opportunity to hit hard. Snots were hit, when sack was also an option, but coach trusted the plan of smallish vengeance, and used side steppers to root the ogres. That was only a half success. Snots injured, but Brute kept elfballing himself out of trouble, did half the distance, when bone head kicked in, and was exposed, and sacked.

The 2nd half started with a blitz, and a fortunate touchback which turned the tables. Snots were eliminated, and the match was 2-0 soon. Then, when the match was decided, and snots were eliminated, when ogres really started to hit hard. All the CAS happened late, but were painful. Strength, the Second got a 1 match suspension after not resisting the hits. Fouled, the Third took a game suspension after a near death experience at the literally last block of the game. He was extremely lucky that the apo had surely nothing else to do this game, as that worthless and useless thug would not have been given a 2nd chance otherwise.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
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9
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-
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2
#2
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-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
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2
-
-
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
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3
-
-
-
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
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4
-
-
-
1
#7
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-
-
-
-
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6
-
-
-
1
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
5
-
-
-
1
#9
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-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
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1
-
-
-
-
#11
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2
-
-
4
17
-
-
14
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
15
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15
7
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
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17
-
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11
-
#15
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-
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17
-
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6
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TOTALS
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2
-
1
9
106
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15
38
5

#8 Dabbler III – Dead (RIP)
#9 Ribbit – Fractured Arm (MNG)
Ah, the grand wall of block, their Frenzied ST 4's with a love of Piling On, and their Sidestepping Runners with Dauntless of all things. It's not exactly the easiest thing to work around with a team of Boneheads.

Still, there was some bullying runs by, uh, Bully, and last-second thuggery by ... well, you know how it goes. Unfortunately, the green things didn't stomach the opposition at all, so it's in the stomach via the pot for wee Dabbler. Not one of them took the field for the last run. Exceptional! No, not in a good way.

Again, one in the pot, no more fans, the conspiracy is confirmed. Why? It's a mystery, Ogre fans should love dead snotlings. Oh, most of our fans are snotlings? How does that happen, how did they get money to ... snuck in you say? Right then, I've hired a couple for the team, and a brutal looking Ogre bull called, uh, Brute.

Apparently there was some belt up for grabs? It would clearly not fit either Ogre or Snotling, and the green things don't even have pants. Shameless.
 
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