“Attend

Over the Gannets Bath
Came Oh Grrr
The warriors of haircare
The Stylists of Destruction

To Herot the Golden
Feast Hall of Hrothgar
The Open Handed Lord
Father of the Geats

The Valkiries Gathered
For fell death marched
Fabulous Floyd,
Marked for death

Crafty Beowulf
Once more his dragon had secreted
Alas the beasts pilot light
Had not been lit

But Eofor and Hrothgar
Brothers in destruction
showed dragon to be un-necessary
Gold better spent elsewhere

Four times Eofor Decended
The Elbow of destruction
Landed upon the snots of Oh Gerr
They rose no more

While Eofor Raged
Aeschere and Unferth
Each a touchdown scored
Securing the win

The game was lost
But cruel fate
A further trick to play
Fabulous Floyd's doom approached

Hrothgar, Floyd's bane
Marked him for death
The sawbones tried but no
Floyd ascends to the salon on high

A sore accounting
To the stylists was given
Few returned
To their salon of plenty

For the Geats
Victory long awaited
Happy the throng
Long the feasting

Herot rang
with the joy of the hero's
Fate had smiled
Life is good”