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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-11-16 21:02:35
Human TV 1990k+360k
2
20k (-20000)
18000
-1
1/3/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 wizard, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
4
-
1
24
210
2
58
61
-
#7 Beater Sissons VI – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#9 David Doombleby IV – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#14 Nasmasha Kaboomsky – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
4
2
-
1
19
197
19
27
57
5
#9 Mitre – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#11 Rage – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#16 Rocket – Groin Strain (MNG)
“Oh man this is the greatest Match Comments I've ever heard here over 1000+ matches played :)
Thanks for this. I keep learning tough lessons here, I should have 2db blitzed your DT witch with my ST4 blitzer instead of trying a gfi. :)
Good luck next round!”
Thanks for this. I keep learning tough lessons here, I should have 2db blitzed your DT witch with my ST4 blitzer instead of trying a gfi. :)
Good luck next round!”
[Axeman blasts out the trumpets! Crunchfight kicks in with a sexy bass hook! Sissons is on drums but also eating cake somehow!]
Do you see Reporters beating Gladiators?
Can you face the chainsaw of the champions?
Poor Trevor McChokehold, gets eviscerated
Do you have the blocks and the rocks?
Do you have the guard, the strength, the line to stop them scoring?
Force them to stop stalling
Deep down in bloodbowl
Can you beat Gladiators?
[Impossibly cool guitar solo from Burnalot]
Gotta move like a stunty lizard. Gotta face the bolt of the wizard.
Gotta give your all to win. Two nil down, let the challenge begin.
[EVEN MORE TRUMPETS]
[THIS GUITAR SOLO IS EXCESSIVE]
Can you match the sidestep of the Gladiators?
Do you have the chainpush to free you?
Do you have the luck of a Spiro?
Do you have the power of dice rooolls?
Now it's time to crush, it's push to rush, pull one score back now.
There's no turning back now,
Tournament's on the liiiiine.
Can you beat Gladiators?
Gotta cram that diving tackle.
In his face and hope he crackles
Gotta make him go for it
Snake-eyeing, blitz, grab, run it in
[A crap solo follows]
Can you ever call tails, in overtiiiime?
Can you punch the catcher of the champions?
Go and pick it up now. Can you seal it up now against Gladiators?
Can you run from the Gladiators?
Will you take on the Gladiators?
Will you be the new champion?
Against Gladiaaatooooors
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I'm still shaking after this game, it seemed lost at 0-2 down but with the loss of the wizard, the chainsaw, and a constant barrage of rocks from the crowd onto his key players, we clawed it back. Just. Really enjoyed the game, great opponent.”