“Give an elf an inch and he'll take a foot.

Down 2-0 with only a scant few turns left the situation looked grim. But the coach gave the most inspiring pep talk.

"Look dudes, all I'm saying is you never know what will happen in this league - a rock could hit you and kill you, you could kill yourself going for that extra yard, you could be piled on and kill you, what I'm trying to say there are myriad ways to die. But we still have one thing in our favor - our opponents stunning hubris. Use it against him, lull him into a false sense of security, make him think he has it all wrapped up in a neat little package and then strike and take back the game. Now take a hit off this blunt and get out there and save this game!"

Without a moment's hesitation the Smokeaneers passed the blunt to one another, said their "praise nuffles!" and laid the trap. In the waning moments the Bludgeoneers went for the blowout and dropped the integral pass on the play. Alterraun Burner saw his moment to shine - he shook off the tents, weaved through 3 tackle zones and threw a 5+ pass to the wide open, and new draft pick, J Rob Morgan for the tying score.

High Elves, no more thrilling an experience on the field and no better entertainment in the NBFL”