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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2016-03-08 05:14:31
TV 1750k Elven Union
2
Winnings 80k (-10000)
21000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/1/0
Chaos Dwarf TV 1730k
1
60k Winnings
Spectators 18000
Fanfactor No change
2/1/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
2
-
-
-
2
13
21
-17
1
-
#4
1
-
1
-
-
5
13
-
12
8
-
#5
1
-
-
-
-
3
9
-
1
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-1
6
4
-
#9
-
1
-
-
1
6
14
-3
-2
4
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
-
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
120
17
-
22
1

#5 Mark Dipslar – Dead (RIP)
#19 Yorick Paleeagle – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Poor Mark Dipslar. His first game... he scores a touchdown to end the first half - YAY! Then drops a pass, gets his head swapped with his pelvis (doctor offers to just remove them both... we oblige). Rest in three different pieces, Mark.

Meanwhile, Moot-Dawg did what Moot-Dawg does. 2 completions for 21 yards and a stare down with a ST5 Bag of Bull named White.

The triumvirate of the legendary V$, Big Bitch and team captain, Bo... managed to frustrate and outmaneuver the stumpy, hapless legs of the Raiders. Though we were extremely impressed with the 10 fouls from War'n. If at first you don't succeed... ;)

Fun times, Xet. Good luck with the squad.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#2
1
-
1
-
-
5
11
-
25
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
3
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
9
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
1
10
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
145
-
25
34
10

#14 Givens – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#15 Da' Snake – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
NWFL Season 13 game 3

Elves win the blocking game in the 1st half and hold on to win it in the 2nd half

1st half the Raiders fail to knock down elves on about 1/2 of their blocks, while the elves did not fail to knock a player down on all 22 blocks they did this game. Couldn't stop them either, as all dodges worked and I think they might have had one failed roll the whole game. Curly is fouled out of the game on turn 1 (the ref caught that one foul..loner vs 3 skill mino), while War'n fouls 10 times and gets one KO for it, and maybe 4 stuns--but the ref didn't notice. Anyway, 2 elves are off the pitch for the 2nd half, 1 thrown out, one KO'd. 3 Raiders are off (3 hurt), but still, we are at 11 players to their 9.

2nd half, the Bowlers suffer their 1st failed roll of the game when Dipslar fails to catch a long bomb on turn 1. Campbell makes him pay for it with the killing blow! From there, the elves finally started to leave the pitch, but I could not stop them scoring again. With 9 on 5 now, I was able to score a consolation TD, and almost cleared the pitch (only one elf, stunned after a foul on turn 8, left on the pitch).

Brazil gets Mighty Blow. War'n gets the MVP for his ability to avoid the ref's eye...by lightly kicking 10 players in the shin..instead of hard kicks to the head :)

Apparently there is a badge, "My Ref" for avoiding the Ref 8+ times in a game...War'
n earned that one!.
 
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