“The Inexorable Legion would like extend its firm gratitude to Folsmort Prison on the retrieval and elevation of Tom Thompson to the ranks. Unfortunately his appearance was not up to the standards the legion expects of its foot-soldiers and he shall have to be kept on retainer as a cook or errand boy.

The initiative was not without resistance and the Legion would also like to extend courtesy to Chan Lee, who's swift exit from proceedings smoothed the path for the slow procession onwards.

The Legion look forward to meeting Folsom Prison in future, and upon hearing of citizen Lee's blessings, will be happy to offer him a place in the rank and file in future should the occasion arise.


(Cheers for the fun, and enjoy the thrall!)”