“Have to confess that following the latest run of crushing obliterations my expectations of actually achieving anything in a game are pretty much non-existent. So for this game I adopted a new strategy of just ignoring the ball completely in the first half and concentrating solely on beating up the Orc team in the hopes this would give me an edge in the second period. As you may be able to see, my ability to actually damage the Orcs was also non-existent but at least they joined in the fight and the score was only 1-0 against me at half-time.

In the second half I was miraculously able to grind my way up the field and score, at a point when the Orcs probably wouldn't have time to go ahead again. Then of course we had a riot, meaning they now probably did have time to score again, and several nervous turns of desperate defending from the Chaos players to keep the Orcs out of scoring range ensued (very slim chance of another Chaos TD when I was able to slip a Beastman round the back of his defence, but not to be). Not a brilliant result by anyone's standards, but nobody died and we didn't lose, so I'm not going to complain. ”