“Good evening sports fans. Tonights game for the Cowboys saw them lining up against Coach Raul and his drooling , foul breathed greenskins. The Cowboys certainly didn't have an easy night of it despite the final scoreline. They took heavy losses throughout the match, fortunately just cuts and concussions, with only Chester Mugglesworth not able to make the next fixture due to an old back injury. Chester decided enough was enough and promptly retired. During his departure he managed to pull a few strings and Chester Jr will now be lining up for the Cowboys starting next week. Boy does he not know what's coming! Coach Bainesy had high praise for Chicago heat who once again proved to be the difference. Coach said " That boys a slippery eel and faster than a Halfling eating a dohnut". Until next time Cowboys fans...Yeeha!”