#9 Zool da Chucker – Dead (RIP) #12 Angus the Fist – Dead (RIP) #16 Jhenni 'Big Boned' Jhun – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“Zool and Angus were introduced to the Yellowknife Tusks official retirement policy today. The apothecary was kept on the sideline since the team managed to break armor exactly once today, and proceeded to deliver a love-tap on that hit. (It isn't visible on the Cablevision(tm) replay, but I swear there was a lipstick mark on the opposing team's guard.) Realistically, the Tusks were also out-guarded and out-played. They were WAY out of their league, but hopefully will emerge as leaner, meaner team in the long run. Thank you Cloggy for showing us the error of our ways.”
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